No rhyme nor reason

I can't quite understand my servants sometimes. One day they force me to go outside when all I want to do is stay in the nice warm flat. Then the next day, I'm all keen to go out exploring but they make me stay in.

I really can't fathom them out at all.

Roast beef

I'm a vegetarian cat. Not because I think it's cruel to eat other animals; it's because I can't bear the taste of meat. Turkey, pork, beef, ham, chicken. Yuk yuk yuk.

Today Mrs Servant offered me a small piece of cold roast beef. She's always doing this and she knows full well I don't eat meat - so I usually ignore her. But the beef she was offering me today was absolutely delicious. In fact, it was so yummy, I started purring.