Bonfire Night

I hate Bonfire Night. All those bangs and whizzes really scare me. I know I'm safely inside but it feels like they're going to shoot right in the room and land on me.

And, the thing is, these loud noises go on ALL week - not just tonight. So I've got several stressful evenings ahead of me. I think I'll go and hide in the dark in Mrs Servant's bathroom. I'll be safer there.