Athlete's paw

I've got athlete's paw in my hind right paw and it's itchy.

It means that twice I day I have to be seized by Mr Servant while Mrs Servant puts this cold gunky stuff on it. Then, although I try and wriggle away, I'm forced to stay on Mr Servant's lap for what seems ages.

When I am eventually set free, it takes me ages to lick all that stuff off.