Christmas?

Mrs Servant has piled up the Christmas cards into a big stack. She obviously can't be bothered to string them up with ribbon and hang them from the walls like she usually does.

She hasn't even bought a tree this year. Let's hope she remembers to buy me my customary tub of cream for my present.

Since there is clearly no effort at making the sitting room look festive, I have decided to do my impression of a china ornament.