Waisted

What have Scarlett O'Hara and I got in common? We've both got 18 inch waists.

Not that I eat all that much. All I'm given is some nasty stuff in foil pouches that I eat under sufferance and a few grams of little brown biscuits. I have to admit the biscuits are very tasty, but they are weighed out v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y by Mrs Servant.

Oh, to have tuna fish morning, noon and night! And double cream at regular intervals in between. (Sigh)