Thursday 6 August 2009

The hand biter

I bit a little girl's hand yesterday. I know I shouldn't have done it. I got cornered and felt trapped, so I only did it in self defence.

She was visiting a neighbour and came up to stroke me, but there are three things that are guaranteed to freak me out: 1. the rustling noise that plastic bags make; 2. dogs; and 3. small children.

I shall have to make myself scarce when small children wander onto my territory in future. It's not in my nature to bite and I don't like getting told off afterwards. And, besides, small children don't taste all that nice.

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