I don't like suitcases

Mrs Servant is cross with me. It's all the suitcase's fault.

You see, whenever the Servants go away, they take the suitcase with them. Where does the suitcase need to go - and why does it have to go there quite so often? And why do they never take me?

I don't like that suitcase. So when I saw it in their bedroom yesterday, I decided to take my revenge and wee on it. Unfortunately, most if it went on their red carpet but certainly some ended up on the nasty case. Serves it right.

But Mrs Servant gave me a real telling off for my act of revenge. (Why do they like that suitcase so much?) So, now I'm in the doghouse. Which is a place that, as a cat, I do not like to be.